A parody of the hit 50 Cent song where Tom Cruise rolls into a candy shop to pick up the last remaining virgin in Hollywood : the young and innocent Katie Holmes.

We're putting that one-legged freak from Dancing with The Stars, Heather Mills, in our infamous Torture Chamber! Will her plastic leg survive!?!

Here’s LiquidGeneration’s 2007 year in review, where we look back on all the reasons humans should die.

Wanna scare the baby Jesus out of your friends? All you have to do is wipe the frosting off this window to get a very special Christmas present.

These elves have been nice all year long, and now they're ready to get wild! Brought to you by PlayStation.

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

What happens when your favorite celebrities start making televisions in Mexico? Insanity, that’s what.

Congratulations on having the worst Halloween costume!

I put a razor in your Halloween candy!

Halloween is awesome because I can dress up like a woman and not feel ashamed!

You’ve played Bloody Mary when you were younger, now see the illusion. Can you see Bloody Mary?

The vaudevillian tykes take on their arch-rivals in a joke battle to the death.

Teaching kids eight and under about the magic and fun of Lindsay Lohan’s latest coke-fuelled party antics!

In this episode of Celebrity Slutsicles – sung to Grease’s "Summer Nights" – Lindsay Lohan is in rehab and the rest of the Sluts come to get her out.

Have a cup of coffee with Vin Diesel and his band of cracked-out celebrity friends like Leonardo Di Caprio, Martin Scorsese, Julia Roberts and more!

To celebrate her stay in prison, here is Paris Hilton singing a song to the tune of Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues.”

Watch Suri Cruise, Sean Preston Spears, Moses Paltrow and Baby Bradgenlina in this parody of everybody’s favorite Saturday morning cartoon, The Muppet Babies.

Lindsay is in rehab and she needs an AA sponsor. Who does she call? Nick Nolte!

In another installment of LG’s acclaimed Celebrity Karaoke series, John Mayer sings a little ode to Jessica Simpson’s fabulous breasts.

Watch Paris Hilton in jail right now! It's live! It's boring! It's a great way to spend the afternoon!