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Protect Horny Teachers, Don't Jail Them

Protect Horny Teachers, Don't Jail Them

This week Philip Norris defends a horny teacher’s right to sleep with one of his or her students. Sexy!

 

American Idol Hates Gays

American Idol Hates Gays

Philip Norris explains why Adam Lambert lost American Idol and why Americans hate the gays. Good Times!

 

Lindsay Lohan's A Lesbo!

Lindsay Lohan's A Lesbo!

Philip Norris discusses what kind of lesbian Lindsay Lohan will be.

 

Batman Is Rich!

Batman Is Rich!

You think Batman was rich before, wait until he rakes in all of this box office money!

 

American Idol Is Finally Over!

American Idol Is Finally Over!

American Idol is finally over. Now I can get beck to my normal life of listening to non-crappy music.

 

Ashlee Simpson Preps For Divorce

Ashlee Simpson Preps For Divorce

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got engaged! Now that they got that out of the way... time for the divorce!

 

Richie Sambora Is Drunk

Richie Sambora Is Drunk

This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.

 

Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape?

Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape?

Philip Norris discusses the art of the celebrity sex tape.

 

Eliot Spitzer Hearts Whores

Eliot Spitzer Hearts Whores

Eliot Spitzer will go down in history as one of the biggest idiots in politics... ever! And he loves whores.

 

Oscars Didn't Miss Jared Leto

Oscars Didn't Miss Jared Leto

This week Philip Norris explains why you have really bad taste in movies. BTW Jared Leto is a tool.

 

Lindsay Lohan's Nude Photos Will Kill You

Lindsay Lohan's Nude Photos Will Kill You

Lindsay Lohan got all nude on us for a photo shoot, and Philip Norris has a lot to say about it!

 

Jamie Lynn Spears Knocked Up!

Jamie Lynn Spears Knocked Up!

Jamie Lynn Spears has gotten herself all preggers! We do not need any more Spears children in this world!

 

OJ Drinks Britney Under The Table

OJ Drinks Britney Under The Table

This week Philip Norris talks OJ, Britney and all those other people you love to hate.

 

Chris Crocker's Cousin

Chris Crocker's Cousin

Lou Berk sits down with the cousin of that “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE” guy that you’ve seen all over the internet.

 

Talkdown: Hayden Panettiere

Talkdown: Hayden Panettiere

Hayden from Heroes just turned 18, and Lou Berk grills her about allegations of drinking, drugs, and wild sex!

 

Britney Spears: Mother of the Year

Britney Spears: Mother of the Year

This week Philip Norris gives you a round-up of the latest news, including a sad story about Britney Spears, who sucks at being a mom.

 

SMN: Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl

SMN: Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl

From drunk driving midgets to pregnant sandwiches, Philip Norris is bringing you the goods one celebrity jackass at a time!

 

Suck My News: America is #1

Suck My News: America is #1

Philip Norris celebrates America’s independence by saluting all the reasons we totally kick ass.

 

Suck My News: The Return of Phillip Norris

Suck My News: The Return of Phillip Norris

We did it. We caved in to your demands. Philip Norris has returned to the LG news desk and he has a year’s worth of stories to unleash his cranky fury on.

 

News: Britney, Lindsay, and Paris' Laser Crotch

News: Britney, Lindsay, and Paris' Laser Crotch

What happens when Britney, Lindsay and Paris get together for a night on the town? Lasers shoot out of their noonies.