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Jennifer Aniston Bares All

Jennifer Aniston Bares All

This week the world got a glimpse of Jennifer Aniston’s boobies, winter storms made everyone stay indoors and talk to their families, and Mel Gibson does the Holocaust.

 

The Sad Split of Jessica and Nick

The Sad Split of Jessica and Nick

This week Jessica and Nick call it quits, President Bush gives a hilarious speech and Vince Vaughn is a drunk!

 

Suck My News Weekly: K-Fed Is Vanilla Ice

Suck My News Weekly: K-Fed Is Vanilla Ice

This week K-Fed’s rap song leaks on the internet, Leonardo DiCaprio breaks up with Gisele, and Mohammad Ali comes face to face with the Angel of Death.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Star Trek is Gay

Suck My News Weekly: Star Trek is Gay

This week a Star Trek cast member comes out of the closet, Stallone wants to do another Rambo, and there might be another crazy Jackson on the loose.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Chewbacca Is One of Us

Suck My News Weekly: Chewbacca Is One of Us

Finally, Chewbacca becomes an American, TomKat has boring sex, Mary-Kate quits college, and other stuff we really can’t remember right now.

 

Suck My News Weekly: THE ATTACK OF BRITNEYS FETUS!

Suck My News Weekly: THE ATTACK OF BRITNEYS FETUS!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: State of Confussion Address

Suck My News Weekly: State of Confussion Address

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Four More Years of Baby Bush

Suck My News Weekly: Four More Years of Baby Bush

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.