Well at least it hasn't been used recently…

You best not step to me bleatch, I ain't gonna play.

What better way to court a lady than to scream "Look, I have no class."

What are the chances that a football player would come barreling down the sidelines? Actually pretty good, but the odds of another cameraman catching your "oh crap" face… that’s just gold.

This reeks of a badly written stop animation movie. Somewhere Danny Elfman is composing the music for this girls' soundtrack.

Judy Garland was a damn good looker.

After a long day of work, what better way to cool off than a delicious Bird's Nest drink.

Ms. Olsen #1 looks better here than she does during any other given day. The undead look works for you, live it.

This picture was drawn with one continuous line. Yeah, you're jealous.

This is why swimming with dolphins is never a good idea. Just what the hell are you supposed to do when you find out your idiot wife signed you up for the wrong "experience"?

Miss Cleo wasn't needed to predict the outcome of this Halloween costume. 24 better start writing episodes around Jack being "falsely accused".

Those robes look fabulous! We bet they were stained with grape Cool Aid, which they surely got a good deal on.

This is the best way to make sure the terrorists don’t win.

Ok, so apparently that is a man, not a short gnome woman. Whatever the case, it’s a pretty sad day in hell when a short dyke looking guy is better looking than you are. Sucks to be Brooke.

This funeral ad beckons you to step closer, only to fall to your death. Downside, well death. Upside? Sky rocketing profits in the casket market!

Lego Hawking is not amused with this crap! If he could walk, he would… well screw it. He can’t, so you're fine.

On set of the new Sex in the City movie, Kim Cattrall is heavily marinated in WD40, allowing her to move properly. Being covered in foreign substances is something her character knows all too well.

This is the height of efficiency. There is nothing, short of giving birth, that could better demonstrate a complete control of time management.

Jennifer Lopez is so money, that she doesn’t even use regular sunglasses. They serve only one purpose, to remind you why you hate her.

Jenna Jammeson spent the weekend dressing like Susan B Anthony on a meth and cheetos diet. She makes that tranny look good... Kinda.