For all the right reasons.

She should really use toilet paper.

Here's a couple pictures of Audrina that will hopefully convince you to lose weight and/or get boob implants to prepare yourself for spring break.

What a comeback. Now all she needs to do is find her brain and she'll finally be complete.

If this doesn't inspire you to lose some freaking weight, I don't know what will.

Nothing helps you lose weight faster than looking at pictures of celebrities in the best and worst moments.

Jessica Simpson has lost about 30 pounds, and has obviously be working out – she's got the calves to prove it!

If you're going to lose money in the stock market, it helps to make your hands look as deadly as possible.

Maria Sharapova exited the Wimbledon 2008 tournament either for losing in straight sets today or for wearing a weird tuxedo outfit that wasn't revealing enough.

...pounds at Bally's Total Fitness!

Score a little credit for Scientology and Will Smith as his film proclaimed "Giants lose to Patriots for second time this season 23 to 7." LRH lives!

Fat Tranny or Britney? Either way, you lose.

When are these fat asses going to get it through their fat heads? Lose the weight or you'll never be pretty enough!

Wow, we don't want to be mean or anything, but this fat ass really needs to lose some weight.

Who can piss the farthest? Question, is UPS saying Fed Ex is reliant on them or is Fed Ex saying UPS has to ship their tricks with them? You both lose.

Hell no, I am not going to smell that. I don’t care how long he has been missing. It looks like he was missing his ass by about 2 feet long before he even got himself lost.

Rumor has it newly sober Lindsay Lohan may take a part in Bret Ratner's Hugh Hefner biopic as a playboy bunny. At least she didn't lose the slut in rehab!

… is not like the others. Poor little pasty Jan Brady got lost amongst a sea of breasticles. She needed some of that fake Britney ab tan.

Katherine McPhee on the set of some movie lost a battle with the wind. Mother Nature wanted to see up her skirt.

This guy is so proud of all the weight he's lost, that he gladly suffocates passers-by with his massive stomach skin. Tuck THAT!