That's not where you put the books silly girl, you're blocking our view. Also what'd Will Turner ever do to deserve this?

If you were to look into a Britney Spears crystal ball it most likely would show this. Everyone knows Oompa Loompas are more supportive than Lynne Spears.

Kate Moss dresses like a pigeon and craps on the street.

Miss Cleo wasn't needed to predict the outcome of this Halloween costume. 24 better start writing episodes around Jack being "falsely accused".

Computer nerds around the world go from floppy (disk drive) to hard (disk drive) when they see this beauty roll down the street.

"OK so get this officer, I was chasing a burglar out of my house, right? Then my pants just shot off into the street and he pulled out a gun, I got scared and I..."

Bruce Willis spent the weekend enjoying the view. Bruce is more than double his new girlfriends age, one thought… saggy balls.

Altar boys run crying where these two streets meet.

"Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K" is the actual name given to this very lucky newborn. The hospital birth announcement page can be viewed at: http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals/stf33/public/stf33birthannouncement.pl?babyID=h33-440

He was shot in the back of the head. What a shame. Now the Sesame Street neighborhood Girl Scouts will never make enough money for their camping trip.

Paulina Rubio is no stranger to showing off her nether regions, but word on the street is that she keeps her Baja Fresh.

Rosie's leaving The View! It seems the Donald has won!!

Although both men and women look at the image of George Brett when directed to find out information about his sport and position, men tend to focus on private anatomy as well as the face. For the women, the face is the only place they viewed.

Word on the street is that Hugh Hefner is planning a proposal to his number-one girl friend, Holly Madison. Go for it, Hef!

I think she should just slap an eyepatch on that and get herself some pirate street-cred.

Next week we'll be brought to you by the letter H!

I only pay $3.75 to get pounded down the street.

I got my nails did! Now I can Tickle You with Elmo!

Reason #23456 that Asians are funny. They allow birds who don't fly on the streets!

All those punk rock girls you see on the street won't age well, too. We'd hate to see a back tattoo on our grandma