Britney Spears probably needs more personal security.

Damn, kids are brats.

Looks like Britney Spears isn't such a bad parent, after all.

Come on, not even Britney Spears is that bad a parent.

Seriously, people thought Britney Spears was negligent??!?!

Britney Spears was just arrested for cocaine possession and prostitution! See the news report!

Celebrities lucky enough to be parodied on South Park (Kanye West, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears), are awesome...or idiots.

Is that a tampon sticking out of her underwear or is she just happy she's not going to bleed all over you?

It’s the video you’ve all been waiting for: The Britney Spears Sex Tape. Liquid Generation’s got the exclusive footage that nobody else has. Don’t you feel lucky? It’s sexy time!

Hear what happens when you isolate Britney Spears' vocal track. Or not because it might damage your ears.

This is the only way a "dude" would be willing to "do" Britney now.

K-Fed is a trained method actor who draws on his experiences of putting Britney down.

Check out a clip from Alfred Hitchcock's new movie, Psycho Britney!

Jamie Lynn has taken it upon herself to go on the web and research what it will be like to be pregnant and have a baby. It's gross!

2008 has officially started. Britney has been taken by police escort to the pshyciatric ward.

The dancers and choreographers associated with Britney's VMA performance are worried they'll never work again. P.S. "Brit's" a ginger!

Two months late Ron Jeremy has found the one thing more socially degrading than a career in porn and that is a bad parody of Britney's VMA debacle.

Alabama and Georgia were in overtime of a college football game and Mike Patrick asked "What is britney doing with her life?". For shame ESPN, thats our job.

Now you can dance just like everyone's favorite washed-up whore! Watch this commercial to find out how.

Add ukulele to the short list of ways to make Britney's music tolerable again.