Just to teach the parents a lesson the robot should have eaten the little child. How funny would that have been?

At its worst.

His parent deserves an award.

Absent parents, have no fear...cats can raise your children.

This is why parents should spank.

Here are ten reasons I find the parents and participants of child beauty pageants creepy.

These parents are either real messed up or have a great sense of humor.

Looks like Britney Spears isn't such a bad parent, after all.

Remember parents, be sure to spay and neuter your children.

You don't often see parents throw out a perfectly good child.

Come on, not even Britney Spears is that bad a parent.

I thought this was gonna be crazy offensive, but it's funny as hell.

Seriously, people thought Britney Spears was negligent??!?!

When the usual forms of punishment, just wont do, some parents get creative.

Dang, I thought my parents were negligent!!!!

Students from grade school perform in SCARFACE - the play to surely piss off parents across the country!

If your baby is already dancing to Beyonce you've already succeeded as a parent.

On Mother's Day watch some of the worst celebrity parents ever caught on tape. You'll be grateful yours aren't famous.

If you have a parent or grandparent who can't seem to operate a computer like, you might want to show them this video. You can punch them in the face teaching them some other technology.

Unilever, Dove's parent company, also produces Slim-Fast and Ben & Jerry's. Which is it, fat is beautiful or ugly?