Just to teach the parents a lesson the robot should have eaten the little child. How funny would that have been?

Performs cover of Marilyn Manson song.

If there ever is a robot uprising, I hope it looks this cool.

It's almost perfect.

As if they couldn't get any better, Bollywood is embracing robots.

I guess even tortoises' have fetishes.

This is like the prequel to some bad Japanese porno. It just confuses us.

Honda, they can make robots with classical music training and cars for douchebags to modify.

Is this really what daytime television looks like now? Should Mom really be watching this while she fixes dinner?

If a scientist can figure out how to do something, they will do it, no matter how pointless.

Paula had just the right mix of Xanax, Prozac and Jack in her Coke last night.

Getting BBWs from Craigslist and showing their homemade fetish movies on national television is out of control. WhatWouldOprahDo?

They'd both kick the Cloverfield monster's ass.

For eight thousand dollars you can spend another 30 minutes sitting on your couch watching reruns.

No, no, it wasn't Hillary, she's not a "real" robot.

One robot plays the theremin, which is crazy enough, while another provides the beat.

Seth Green wants you to leave Chris Crocker alone and watch Robot Chicken. We advocate watching Robot Chicken only.

There are few things we find more freaking delicious than a gummy bear. Robot Chicken totally agrees.

ROBO-BABY MAKES ME SCARED! COMPUTERUS IS SHUTTING DOWN!

Beyonce's performance at the BET awards was completely unmemorable, save for the fact that she DRESSED AND ACTED LIKE A FREAKIN' GOLDEN ROBOT! Why, bootylicious lady, WHY??