If only he was smoking, then it'd be perfect.

Blowing smoke rings.

Plus, Miley Cyrus smoked it. Do you really want to have anything in common with her?

Played by a full orchestra.

I guess even tortoises' have fetishes.

This baby smokes 40 cigarettes a day. PIMP.

Smoke signals would be a good upgrade for her phone.

There's nothing like seeing an Oscar winning actress, smoke pot out of an apple.

In addition to saying no to smoking, drugs, alcohol and sex, you should say no to After School Specials.

This isn't very convincing since the ability to respawn in real life would encourage much worse behavior than smoking butts.

Is this really what daytime television looks like now? Should Mom really be watching this while she fixes dinner?

Paula had just the right mix of Xanax, Prozac and Jack in her Coke last night.

Jack McBrayer aka Kenneth the Page, stars in the new Mariah Carey video. BET should see a spike in their Parliament smoking, DayGlo wearing, blogger demographic.

Getting BBWs from Craigslist and showing their homemade fetish movies on national television is out of control. WhatWouldOprahDo?

Not only is Deep Purple's classic the first song guitarists learn but it is also the first song Japanese orchestras learn.

They tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no, no, no, tape me smoking crack and sell it to the press instead.

It's debatable, he may just be a method actor, guy plays a stoner in almost everything.

Even crustaceans are victims of peer pressure.

"That's all I DO! All day, every DAY!" Starring Nick Swardson, from Reno 911.

American Idol Sanjaya has a white mom – and she got busted for weed!