Probably a good idea, to not send up any large balloons, while standing near power lines.

Beautiful animation.

Illusion or not, this is how nicknames get started.

I guess even tortoises' have fetishes.

Are you into feet? Stuffed animals? Monkeys? Well take this quiz and we'll tell you what your sexual fetish is!

We don't know what to say about peeps who love balloons this much. Watch at your own peril.

Looks like some orphans are going to be homeless for a little while longer.

Is this really what daytime television looks like now? Should Mom really be watching this while she fixes dinner?

Tony Romo, there is no way to have blue-icing make outs and a respectable NFL career, it's just not possible.

10,000 frames per second is the way to live.

Paula had just the right mix of Xanax, Prozac and Jack in her Coke last night.

Getting BBWs from Craigslist and showing their homemade fetish movies on national television is out of control. WhatWouldOprahDo?

The fact that a couple of balloons can bring soccer to a screeching halt is reason enough why the Super Bowl this weekend is where real "Football" is played.

The owner adds one balloon every time his dog wants to eat.

The skateboard was outnumbered but ultimately prevailed against the defenseless blue orbs.