Things aren't going so well.

Performed by a choir of elderly Chinese people.

Kinda steals the show.

Dances up a storm, to Michael Jackson.

Crazy or not, you gotta love the enthusiasm.

Ah, there's nothing like a Chinese girl scaring people as they enter a building. Nothing like it at all.

Chinese news organizations are awesome! And so are computers! Here's a reenactment of Tiger Woods crashing his car and his wife going crazy with a golf club.

The Chinese Anti-Terror Squad is as nerdy as the Google Campus.

These ladies should guard the Olympic Torch.

This is art at its finest. We are pretty sure that’s a real skull and all those little people are bones in the body. Who knew your stomach held so many Chinese workers?

Don’t mess with Kirstie, she is hungry and isn't in the mood for any of your crap! Maybe she was angry the Chinese Restaurant didn't have FETTUCCINE!

A former Walmart employee bought these Chinese-made flip flops and later got a chemical burn from the plastic strap. Now Walmart's giving her a horrible time about it! WTF!

Elwood was named the World's Ugliest Dog 2007! He's a 2-year-old Chinese Crested and Chihuahua mix. I think he's the most adorable, ugly thing ever!