Automatic Potato Peeler |
Views: 5776 |
The Kingdom |
Views: 5224 |
Color Vision Deficiency |
Views: 4200 |
Jumping Cat |
Views: 3545 |
Tortoise Attack |
Views: 3496 |
Parkour Fails |
Views: 3389 |
Girl Doing Parkour |
Views: 3340 |
Save Our Swarm |
Views: 3157 |
Mini Cannon |
Views: 2993 |
Chinese Rapper |
Views: 2683 |
I guess even tortoises' have fetishes.
If you've ever traveled the internet you've surely run into your share of weird Japanese game shows and porn, but what about this? What about the take-a-picture-that-looks-like-you're-eating-your-cat fetish? It's new! It's exciting! It's adorable! Don't forget delicious! The girl who looks like she's eating the cat's behind? We have no idea what that's about, though.

Insane Clown Posse has some of the sexiest fans around. Here are some of them moshing. Don't get too turned on!
If fat, pimple-ridden clowny chicks are your thing, then you'll enjoy some of this hot Juggalette-on-Juggalette moshing action. In case you're not in the know, Juggalettes are the female fans of douche-core rap group Insane Clown Posse. Your 12-year-old neighbor who looks like he's going to gun down the neighborhood? This is his favorite group and these are his future girlfriends.
In case you need more Juggalo laffs, this is the website for you.
I'm confused. What I really want to know is why nobody is bombed do death in this thing. I mean, I see lots of fire, a motorcycle, helicopter, some weird clown-looking dude who looks like he belongs in a Marilyn Manson video, but where are all the body parts flying everywhere. Everything about this video suggests that it should be absolute crap. I was really expecting Marissa Miller to be blown to pieces in this thing, but it just never happens. I always also expecting some sort of lame sidekick to pop up, or perhaps a talking robot. But none of that happened. Maybe this is a good thing? Could this be the first time that I've actually watched a Michael Bay directed film all the way through? I think it is. It's a freaking miracle.
Michael Bay, you are a genius.
But lay off the clown makeup, girly. Batman isn't out to get you.
This is the extent of Bret Michael's injuries after a prop kicked his ass at the Tony's last week.
Are you into feet? Stuffed animals? Monkeys? Well take this quiz and we'll tell you what your sexual fetish is!
Is this really what daytime television looks like now? Should Mom really be watching this while she fixes dinner?
Tony Romo, there is no way to have blue-icing make outs and a respectable NFL career, it's just not possible.
Paula had just the right mix of Xanax, Prozac and Jack in her Coke last night.
Getting BBWs from Craigslist and showing their homemade fetish movies on national television is out of control. WhatWouldOprahDo?
Geraldo, 9 year old witness, Fox News, Anna Nicole Smith, Clown Makeup, its the perfect storm of journalism.
Lauryn Hill has apparently become crazier by the day. What better way to celebrate freedom from the doldrums of society than hiring Lauryn the Clown for your special event!
Can you decide if the picture you’re looking at is a Sex Clown or Circus Clown? You’re not going to sleep tonight after watching this.
Exclusive video footage, taken by Howard K. Stern, shows Anna Nicole is creepy clown make-up, and an even creepier sense of being out of her freakin' gourd.
Watch as a naked drunken burger clown terrorizes a small town and leaves it traumatized forever.