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FAT KONG
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Crackhead at Funeral
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News Girl Caught With Something Between Her Legs
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Slinky on a treadmill
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Make a video game controller out of anything.
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Wheel of Fortune Fail
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17-year-old Pistol Whips Her Mom For a Car
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Color Vision Deficiency
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How Jersey Shore Are You?
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Boobie Physics
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OTHER COOL STUFF
FOUND ON THE WEB
FRIENDS AND LOVERS
Not to disparage the mentally handicapped, but Lindsay Lohan is clearly retarded...right?
Those are lines of cocaine in front of her (reportedly) and she's smiling for the picture. She knew she was being photographed...so it's safe to say she's retarded.
Now, we'll leave it up to you (or this link) to find out whether or not this Scareface School Play is for reals, but regardless, it's just fun to hear kids say MUTHERFUDGER and COCAINE and generally act like the worst people in the entire world (drug dealers!).
Because why, if you're seriously trying to figure this whole Global Warming thing out, why wouldn't you trust a guy WHO'S JOB IT IS TO FIGURE OUT ALL THINGS WEATHER RELATED. We grew up thinking that Weathermen - or Meteorologists - were the experts on weather, not Al Gore (no offense, Al!). But when a dude acts like he's all coked up on cocaine and you know he's the type of guy who just goes home and punches through walls, and maybe small children, well, how can you take that seriously? How can you take a guy like this seriously? FOR REAL THIS GUY IS WEATHERMAN NOT A PRETEND WRESTLER.
What's the deal with weathermen? They are like the Ed Hardy of the nightly news world. Total d-bags. A quick search throught the LiquidGeneration archives show you that if you've failed at life you're most likely a weatherman for the 11 o'clock news. We imagine most weathermen (oh sorry, meteorologists!) are sad, alcoholic cocaine addicted wife beaters for some reason. We have nothing to back this up, it's just a feeling we have (intuition, bitches!). Anyway, another weatherman was acting like a complete asshat recently and we thought you'd like to know about it. He talks about his pee pee.
Lohan's My Buddy Lesbian Playsets
Here's a commercial for Lindsay Lohan's My Buddy Lesbian Playset. It comes with a real-looking Samantha Ronson doll and a place to hold your cocaine!
Total Eclipse of the Heart Flowchart
For those of you who need help following this amazing song you loved to listen to back in the day when you were high on cocaine.
Britney Is A Prostitute
Britney Spears was just arrested for cocaine possession and prostitution! See the news report!
Fill In The Blank: 80s Commercials
If you spent too much time listening to Michael Jackson, snorting cocaine, and watching TV during the 80s, then this game is for you.
Lindsay Lohan's Extreme Diet Chamber
Lindsay Lohan snorted all her cocaine yesterday and she needs your help to make her lose weight.
PMS Home Shopping Network: George W. Bush Action Figures
Watch this if you want to purchase a George W. Bush action figure. They snort fake cocaine!
Not Forgetting Kristen Bell
Here's hoping Kristen Bell never finds out where Hyde is or how wonderful cocaine makes you feel and spends her life innocent and signing autographs at comic book conventions.
Crack Filled Cocaine Breasts
If you have ever wondered what a hideous and washed up super model, full of meth and coke, looked like...
Saint Hilton of Malibu
Paris Hilton has begun her promised change for the better. Here she is holding a baby without dropping it or feeding it Frosted Cocaine Flakes.
Mary-Kate Olsen's Crack Man
In this Pac-Man parody, help Mary-Kate Olsen snort boatloads of primo cocaine. Be sure to play this with your kids.
DUI AGAIN!!
This morning a little after 2 AM, Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of DUI. She blew a .12 percent, and was later charged with possession of cocaine. Excellent work, Lindsay. Excellent.
Amy's Cocaine Shame
Amy Winehouse may have alcoholism in her name, but she also has blow in her nose! When whiskey makes you fat, how does one keep in brillant shape? Snort away the pounds!
Cocaine on the Toilet
What could go wrong when you try to blow a line off a public toilet seat? PS, foreign commercials rule!
Synth Coke
"Synthetic Coke" was a vial of fake cocaine that was once available in "adult" stores. Here's a commercial for it from New York. Party!