At an early age.

Sooner or later every celebrity stops by Sesame Street. Here are some of our favorite guest stars from the early years.

Adam Sandler is a comic genius or at least he was. Here are ten of our favorite lines from his early movies.

Celebrating the Fourth of July a little early.

The road to professional sports is one of the most effective sociopath assembly lines in the world. Separated from their peers by talent as kids, pandered to as teenagers, and idolized as adults, today's college and professional athletes know that forgiveness is only one contrite press conference away. We keep track of their antisocial behavior and marvel at their sociopathleticism in the Sociopathlete Round-Up.

Sociopathlete: Sal Alosi, Strength and Conditioning Coach, New York Jets,
Former Linebacker, Hofstra
We learned today that Alosi has been suspended indefinitely (his suspension was previously scheduled to be up at the end of this season) when the Jets "found out" that he had ordered players to form a wall along the sidelines in order to impede Dolphins special teamer Nolan Carroll if he ventured out of bounds. Alosi stuck his leg out, tripped Carroll, and is now awaiting his sportsmanship award from Jets coach Rex Ryan. The other shoe may not have dropped in this case, since the notion of a strength coach taking it upon himself to order inactive players to interfere with punt coverage in an organized manner seems a bit far-fetched. If it came from above, or even from the top, this could place the entire Jets franchise in the pantheon of sociopathletics.

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A few second earlier and he'd probably clear it. Unfortunately, it clears him.

A few second earlier and he'd probably clear it. Unfortunately, it clears him.

Best of all, it's an Ikea commercial. I love Ikea!!

That woman is early calm. Like, Valium and alcohol calm.

It's certainly one way to get a few votes???!!??

This weekend Lindsay Lohan went to the beach to test out the new beer gut she had installed in her stomach early that day. It can hold 3.5 more liters of alcohol and about 10 more Big Macs than her regular God-made stomach.

(via The Superficial)

If you're going to start smoking, might as well start a little early. This little kid's brain might not be fully developed, but his sense of style is - HE LOOKS AS COOL AS HUMPHREY BOGART! RIGHT!?!?!?!

So the guy who lost the iPhone like a total idiot is obviously either fired or in need of a very long vacation away from Steve Jobs. Well, he's in luck! A very hilarious German beer company  airliner who knows how to play internet sent him this letter, or just uploaded on the internet for free publicity. Whatever the case, we'd so take this trip in a second if we were responsible for giving nerds across the world a boner because they saw an early glimpse of the next iPhone.