It’s Halloween, do you know where your boobs are?

Mr. Harris spent his Halloween proving to the world that gay people can be colorful and yet demonic, all at the same time.

You know, only fat and unattractive people feel this way.

Congratulations on having the worst Halloween costume!

I put a razor in your Halloween candy!

Halloween is awesome because I can dress up like a woman and not feel ashamed!

Since Homeland Security has totally dropped the ball on the impending Zombie attack on Halloween we suggest you watch this video to prepare.

There's nothing that says praise Satan quite like "synchronized light display".

This Halloween you can go as some dumb ass "sluty fairy", which we all know is just an excuse to act like a whore, or you can go as Wacko Jacko! Look at them eyes!

Miss Cleo wasn't needed to predict the outcome of this Halloween costume. 24 better start writing episodes around Jack being "falsely accused".

Michelle Trachtenberg posed with friends at a Halloween party last year... and DAMN! Now I want to French-kiss Snow White.

South Park's Halloween episode parodies "My Super Sweet 16" to a T! How will Satan make his party memorable??

Tyrone gets interviewed about Halloween, and proves how scary HE is!

Apparently Beyonce was tired of Tyra showing her up with her crappy wigs, so Miss Bootylicious got one at the Halloween store.

For whatever crazy-assed reason, Courtney Love decided to dress up as the Queen of England. It wasn't even Halloween!

This was my Halloween costume this year, but my banana was bigger.

Wow. K-Fed played the West Hollywood Halloween parade. What a douche.

There's more than meets the eye with this awesome Halloween costume! Hey-o!

Hugh Hefner throws the best Halloween parties! Check out the celeb costumes this year!

Hugh Hefner throws the best Halloween parties! Check out the celeb costumes this year!