DAILY TOP 10
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FAT KONG
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Crackhead at Funeral
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Slinky on a treadmill
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News Girl Caught With Something Between Her Legs
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Make a video game controller out of anything.
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Wheel of Fortune Fail
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17-year-old Pistol Whips Her Mom For a Car
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Color Vision Deficiency
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How Jersey Shore Are You?
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Boobie Physics
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OTHER COOL STUFF
FOUND ON THE WEB
FRIENDS AND LOVERS
She's always been pretty damn hot.
Look out Jessica Alba and Giselle, there's a new sexpot in town and he's taking over the internet.
To help promote her blah blah blah and whatever whatever whatever Jessica Simpson wore no makeup and NO BRA on the May cover of Marie Claire, which is a magazine for boring chicks. We kind of really, really, reallly like this.
In what can only be described as pure Bonage Day at LiquidGeneration, we just received these photos of Heidi Montag. THEY ARE NOT EXCLUSVIE BUT THEY ARE PRETTY DARN SEXY, DEFINTELY SEXIER THAN JESSICA SIMPSON. WHO CARES ABOUT HER ANYWAY.
How much plastic surgery has she gotten? Supposedly over 10 surgeries in one sitting. But who cares about the details because the details are in her boobs. and everything else about her. We don't care that Spencer has turned her lower love-making extremities into a disaster area either. Sorry we sound like 12-year-olds right now, but really, just look at her.
And while we have your attention, Haiti needs your help. Do it for Heidi.
BREAKING. Jessica Simpson's breasts were seen walking down the street! THIS IS A DEVELOPING STORY. REFRESH LIQUIDGENERATION FOR FURTHER UPDATES ON THIS IMPORTANT MATTER.
In other news, WTF?
(via The Superficial)
We totally approve of this union if only because TODAY IS THE DAY WE SEE PIGS FLY. TODAY ALIENS EXIST. THE WORLD IS FLAT. MAGIC IS REAL. GOD IS DEAD, BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE SANTA IS REAL AND SO IS THE TOOTH FAIRY. EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE NOW. AHHHHHHHHHHH.
Sarah Jessica Parker Is Twisted Sister
Just put a meat bone in her hand and Sarah Jessica Parker looks just as sexy as Dee Snider in Twisted Sister. Here she is on the set of the new Sex & The City 2, during a flashback of sorts to the 80s, when she was uglier.
This Jessica/T-lake Photo Will Blow Your Mind
Justin Timberlake has a nice rack. I bet his ass is pretty awesome, too.
Jessica Simpson Still Has Them
It's good to know that even though she's been out of the limelight, Jessica Simpson still has her boobs. That just lets us know the world doing alright.
Jessica Simpson: Garbage Fail Kids
Check out the new Jessica Simpson Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!
We're sorry, Jessica
We're sorry for ever making fun of you, Jessica. We mean it this time. You're not fat. You're not a lardass. You're amazing, and so are your boobs. They are what makes you amazing. Long live Jessica Simpson, long live her boobs.
Jessica Simpson Might Have Gained Some Weight
It seems like all the weight just goes to her boobs. And her face. And arms. Ass. Legs. Stomach. Jesus H. Christ, this girl's a hot mess.
Jessica Alba's Mom
Believe it or not, they're related. Is how Jessica Alba's going to look when she's 50. Hopefully not.
Jessica's Got Mean Calves
Jessica Simpson has lost about 30 pounds, and has obviously be working out – she's got the calves to prove it!
Jessica Alba's Ass: Then and Now
There's a little sagging and cottage cheese, but does it even matter?
Jessica Alba Does Calendars
Here's an image from the Jessica Alba Campari calendar that's coming out. They could sell this thing without the calendar for all we care. Everyday is Alba day to us!
