It's one of the most clever gaming mash-up, I've seen in awhile.

One of the longest and most impressive basketball shots. Probably not very useful in a pick-up game, but still a cool trick.

The Superficial got ahold of Paris Hilton's crotch-hole this weekend and gave us these photos. She and her crotch-holding abilities never looked better.

With 20 days before she has to turn herself in, I see a few options for Miss Lindsay Lohan:

1. She'll overdose

2. She'll 5150

3. She'll accumulate several more felony charges

Love the judge, but why didn't they take her immediately into custody?

We watched a game of soccer last night and this happened.

So obvious, I can't believe it had to be pointed out

It is so much nicer, driving to work in the morning, with this movie being promoted

As opposed to this one

One of these isn't like the others

This weekend Lindsay Lohan went to the beach to test out the new beer gut she had installed in her stomach early that day. It can hold 3.5 more liters of alcohol and about 10 more Big Macs than her regular God-made stomach.

(via The Superficial)

Rue McClanahan (1934-2010)

I'm not promoting anything, Homeland Security can worry about REAL things, but...tonight, West Hollywood will burn!!! People will take to the streets, move Betty White to an undisclosed safe house, and challenge Death to a duel. It'll kinda be a practice for the Rapture, since the same people will be around for both.

I'm not joking, does anyone have a visual confirmation on Betty White? This is not a drill, much like Highlander (a movie or TV show I've never actually seen), there is only one Golden Girl *sob*

I love that the British Petroleum home page now has a hotline for people with suggestions. If you call, real people answer the phone and will take down your ideas. They're in so much trouble.

This just proves it. 

 

We always kinda suspected she tastes like pepperoini.

(via)

Not to disparage the mentally handicapped, but Lindsay Lohan is clearly retarded...right?

Those are lines of cocaine in front of her (reportedly) and she's smiling for the picture. She knew she was being photographed...so it's safe to say she's retarded.

Here's a dispatch from the Furry Movement. A portrait of a man or lady dressed as a dog...while holding their dog. What's scary about this isn't the fact that the Furry appears to be on crystal meth, what's scary is that somebody allowed this person into their studio to take this photograph. We believe in Limited Government, but when citizens are allowed to dress like freaking morons and these freaking morons are allowed to own dogs and these morons somehow find a way to use the internet and upload these photos, well, we just think there should be a special Waterboarding and Execution Division of the US Government that would punish people who do these sort of things. It's not adorable, dude.  It's just disturbing and sad and we're going to go to our room and cry now. 

You can see more of this disgustingness here.

Wouldn't it be funny, if they turned out to be the same person. Like Bruce Wayne and Batman...although, I'm not sure who would be Batman?!?!?