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FAT KONG
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Slinky on a treadmill
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Crackhead at Funeral
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News Girl Caught With Something Between Her Legs
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Make a video game controller out of anything.
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Wheel of Fortune Fail
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17-year-old Pistol Whips Her Mom For a Car
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Color Vision Deficiency
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Paris Hilton In "Paris' Prison Blues"
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How Jersey Shore Are You?
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OTHER COOL STUFF
FOUND ON THE WEB
FRIENDS AND LOVERS
Too Many Hungry Cats
Why is he feeding them while wearing dirty underwear, black socks, and black sandals? That's what I'd like to know.
Why is he feeding them while wearing dirty underwear, black sock, and black sandals? That's what I'd like to know.
Nice striped underwear.
American Apparel just ended their Best Bottom In The World contest; you can see the top three butts right here. There were over a thousand entries, and the winner will be flown to LA for a special photoshoot, but if their really lucky they'll probably be sexual harrassed by CEO Dov Charney (yippee!)!
This competition is a little crazy. I mean, forget about the Top 3 Best Butts...here are the Top 20. For the life of me I cannot figure out what is wrong with any of these or how one can be better than the other. They all look the same and by "same" I mean I would shoot a dozen puppies just to see them in person. Don't believe me? Just try it, ladies! Come to my office and see what will happen!
But what about the big time losers in this contest? Did anybody really submit a butt that wasn't attractive? I clicked my mouse over a hundred times to find out.
THE TOP 5 UGLIEST BUTTS IN THE WORLD
Now, there were a bunch of people with scores of zero. We're not going to count those because they probably entered the contest late and their butts are just too nice to be losers, so we suspect there is a glitch in The Matrix. We just took the lowest of the scores that weren't 0.0. Here's what we found.
5. Carlos. Score: 1.24
Why did they let dudes enter this contest? A major fail on the part of the organizers. Plus, his photo is in black & white. Fail on top of Fail.
4. Alisa. Score: 1.22
I'm not sure where the ass is on this lady, or if it's really a lady. It could be a dude like Carlos. I don't really want to investigate any further.
3. JL. Score: 1.21
Hairy legs! A Sure winner we tell you (maybe in Afghanistan)!
2. Shyla. Score: 1.19
Am I missing something? Where is this lady's butt? Did it fall off on her way to the meth lab? I really want to know as to avoid the town she live in.
And the #1 Ugliest Butt In The World....
1. Raggedy. Score: 1.17
There is no cottage cheese in this woman's butt. It's pure milkshake. 2%. And thank God she's wearing black underwear. We don't really want to know what's happening behind that bikini.
Booty Pop Commercial
If your butt isn't what it should be, then the Booty Pop might be the underwear for you.
Natalie Portman's Embarassing Underwear
What the hell is she wearing? Underwear on underwear!?! Stylish!
Sports Bra Underwear
In this recession you have to save every penny. Even if it means wearing your crappy underwear as a sports bra.
Britney Spears' Tampon
Is that a tampon sticking out of her underwear or is she just happy she's not going to bleed all over you?
This Is The Dude That Directed The Matrix
Here's Larry Wachowski, the director of The Matrix. His name is now Lana and he wears your mom's underwear.
Underwear for Two
I'm totally going to get myself a pair because I just really like to get down like a freak.
Kristen Cavallari Might Have Something In Her Underwear
We blew up the picture so you can judge for yourself.
Hayden Panettiere Wears Underwear
It's okay that she wears men's boxers, she's still really bangin'.
Supergirl Is Just That
Although Superman's whole thing is wearing underwear outside his pants, Clark Kent does not look good in a bikini, and so they invented Supergirl!
Lindsay & Paris Dressup
Lindsay and Paris DO wear underwear! Only they're wearing it on the outside of their clothes! Nice try, ladies!